I am so pleased to give you a review of this cracking read, i absolutely LOVED this one, it is right up my street.
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 Brilliantly Dark and Funny Stars
The last person who called me ‘Sweetpea’ ended up dead…
I haven’t killed anyone for three years and I thought that when it happened again I’d feel bad. Like an alcoholic taking a sip of whisky. But no. Nothing. I had a blissful night’s sleep. Didn’t wake up at all. And for once, no bad dream either. This morning I feel balanced. Almost sane, for once.
Rhiannon is your average girl next door, settled with her boyfriend and little dog…but she’s got a killer secret.
Although her childhood was haunted by a famous crime, Rhinannon’s life is normal now that her celebrity has dwindled. By day her job as an editorial assistant is demeaning and unsatisfying. By evening she dutifully listens to her friend’s plans for marriage and babies whilst secretly making a list.
A kill list.
From the man on the Lidl checkout who always mishandles her apples, to the driver who cuts her off on her way to work, to the people who have got it coming, Rhiannon’s ready to get her revenge.
Because the girl everyone overlooks might be able to get away with murder…
My Thoughts
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 Brilliantly Dark and Funny Stars
I already knew after I had finished Chapter 3 that I would be giving this book 5 stars!
The main character Rhiannon is just perfect, I laughed out loud many MANY times, she is outrageous, crude, rude and definitely a psychopath, as she proudly tells us!
Did a Buzzfeed quiz this morning – How Psychopathic Are You?
Turns out – Very. I scored 82 percent.
Look, one thing you need to know about this brilliant book, you are either going to absolutely love it, or hate it!
If you are not into inappropriate jokes, and classic put downs I would avoid this one like a dose of the clap, however if you like to have your sides split with laughter then add it straight to your TBR.
(I’ve been adding some of her put-downs in a little book to remember for when me and my husband argue)
The book is written in diary form at the beginning of every chapter, every day she makes a “Kill List” of all of the people that she wants to bump off, this can range from ALL of her work colleagues, to the bloke standing behind her in the supermarket, from her neighbour, to her boyfriend Craig.
The thing is, as funny as her kill list is, girl-next-door Rhiannon Lewis IS actually a killer, and a serial killer at that, something she is very proud of!
Also, I’m officially a serial killer now, according to Google: “a person who murders three or more people with the murders taking place over a period of time with an extended cooling off period”. I fit the bill almost perfectly.
Finally I’ve accomplished something. Finally I have a reason to go to school reunions.
‘Me?’ Pause for hair flick. ‘I’m a serial killer. Yah, I take human heads to work in my lunchbox. I keep my mother’s skull as a bedpost and use my father’s nipples as light pulls, you’re so sweet to notice!’
She hates pretty much everyone and everything, except her dog Tink, and her Sylvanian Families doll house, and makes no bones about telling you what she would like to do to anyone that pisses her off.
There is VERY strong language in this book (the C word is used quite a few times) but it is usually done in a fun jokey way……usually!
She has a lot to say about people and their problems, well if you count things like having a baby a problem!
Just had a text from Cleo – Anni had a baby boy called Samuel at 3.19 this morning. Nine pounds something and no drugs. her vagina must look like a lasagne dropped from a department store roof
The only way i can describe this book is this, it’s a cross between Dexter, YOU by Caroline Kepness, and a Sophie Kinsella / Bridget Jones book!
If those 3 types of book float your boat, and you don’t mind the odd dismembered penis and F’ bomb thrown in, with a little mix of graphic sexual descriptions, then this little gem is the book for you.
🎧🎧 Narrated by Georgia Maguire brilliantly, I laughed out loud multiple times and thought that she did an excellent job, i will certainly be looking out for her other books
There is book 2 available now, and I’ve already grabbed it because of that ending!
Prepare yourself to fall in love with Rhiannon and her literal nutty ways.
P.s, Rights to the book have been bought by a TV company and a series will be on our screens soon.
Enjoy
I loved You and Dexter! This sounds like such a great read. I love the sound of the dark humor. Definitely a series that I should read. Thanks for your review! Off to look for this book now.
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Hope you enjoy Diana, it was such a fun read, mixed with a little WTF moments lol
V x
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I loved Dexter. This book sounds like a riot think I will need to look at this one quickly when my audible credit resets x
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The narrator made this brilliant book fantastic. She also narrated the book Behind Closed Doors by B A Paris, if you haven’t listened to that one, you should too, it’s fabulous.
V x
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I love it when you find a narrator you love. You should listen to Dead in Venice the woman who narrates it is fantastic it’s like she’s having a conversation with you!
I have put them on my wish list ready for reset day 😂 xx
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Ooohh adding it to my TBR thanks
V x
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Can’t wait to hear what you think x
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I’ll let you know x
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😳 I hope there’s no Rhiannon living in my neighborhood!!
This one might be a little too much for me, but your review of it was excellent. Thanks for sharing.
I haven’t seen any of those tv programs you mentioned. 🤦🏽♀️
Oh…I have to admit that I chuckled at some of the extracts, and the book’s cover. 😂
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I meant, any of those BOOKS you mentioned. 🤦🏽♀️
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Ahh right, well i haven’t read the Dexter books but i have watched the T.v. series, You is AMAZING espexially the audio
V x
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Thank you xx
Yes the book will be either love it or hate it to people, luckily i loved it lol
You should watch Dexter it is fab
V x
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As a reader who has a very random sense of humour, this sounds like a brilliant book. I’m now off to get a copy. Great review xx
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Thanks Yvonne, my sense of humour is random too, so hopefully you’ll love it lol
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Yes, I loved this book too, it was in my top 10 books of 2017! Fantastic review, I’m so glad you loved it! I can’t wait to read ‘In Bloom’ and see this acted out on screen!
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Thanks Janel, isn’t it fantastic?
I have In Bloom ready to go after I’ve finished another couple, i can’t wait
V x
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Great review! Sounds like one I would enjoy.
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Thank you, it really is a fun read
V x
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I have to say this was a DNF book for me. I was really overwhelmed by it. But now I think after reading your review that I may try it on Audio.
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I have to say that the audio made it for me, the narrator was fabulous, but i can see why people wouldn’t like it, it is a very Marmite book, you’ll either love it or hate it.
V x
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Oh, this was hilarious! 😀 I loved Rhiannon a lot. She really was a like Dexter, haha
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She was a fantastic character, i love the fact that she hated everyone and made her list every day 😂
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I have finished this book! What a scream! x
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So glad you loved it, it’s such a brilliant read.
Vicci x
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YAY!! I’m so glad you loved it, isn’t it just fantastic?
Thanks for the shoutout 😘
Vicci x
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